Nine to five
Plus the drive
I ain’t got
What’s called a life
All I can say
Is it must be nice
I just wonder
What it’s like
To be the man
To bring other’s
To their knees
Mighty mighty
Headcheese
I make it home
Around dark
How tired I am
I work so hard
Then on weekends
My car won’t start
When my fridge
Is almost starved
I wish someone
Would hear my pleas
Mighty mighty
Headcheese
What’s it like
To be the man
Ruin all
That you can plan
And now I’ve lost my keys
Mighty mighty
Headcheese
Nighttime falls
On a blank TV
Someone’s knocking
Shouting at me
Peak out the window
Only to see
The rent man
Yelling at me
Collecting all
That he sees
Mighty mighty
Headcheese
What’s it like
To be the man
Ruin all
That you can plan
Take your life
To the can
Still can’t find my keys
Mighty mighty
Headcheese